Your probably wondering why there is no Avengers Endgame review. A movie I have been obsessing about for YEARS… Its simple.
The wonderful ad agency (sarcasm) Allied in Philadelphia that is in charge of getting us screening in advance failed to give us the heads up that they were not going to screen Avengers Endgame in Pittsburgh. Sometimes they come a few weeks ahead.. a week.. sometimes even a few days before the movie opens we will get an email about a last minute screening… But we got nothing…

A perfect email would have been…

Oh Hey.. FYI we are not screening the BIGGEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME AVENGERS ENDGAME in Pittsburgh…  just wanted to let you know because we know tickets have been sold out for weeks now so you better grab two as soon as you can…

Or even better…
Hey Chuck… FYI there is no screening of Avengers Endgame in Pittsburgh.. however.. we know it takes you an hour to normally get to our Pittsburgh screenings and you live just an hour and a half from Cleveland where we ARE screening Avengers Endgame.. let us know if you want to see it in Cleveland, we will let them know you are coming and have them save you a seat.

NOPE.. NOTHING. Radio silence… Found out the week of from another critic they were not screening in Pittsburgh.

I can only assume when Thanos snapped his fingers all the reps at Allied were turned to dust.

That can be the only answer…